I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin
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I love those “can I see you?” “can I call you?” “can we Skype?” “I love texting you.” type people.
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Congratulations If…
- You got out of bed today.
- You did your dishes or dirty laundry.
- You finished some homework you’ve been putting off.
- You cleaned up around your home/apartment/dorm etc.
- You resisted temptation in any form.
- You found a reason to smile.
Little victories are worth celebrating!!
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Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol
I walk in the room
She mad
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Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
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whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for
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